What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Aut dolorem voluptates tempore maxime.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Which is a good budget sunscreen for my oily skin?

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

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Still no good.

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Minds and Behinds

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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